Rappahannock Coffee & Roasting, South Arlington

My expectations of Rapphannock Coffee & Roasting were so low that it wouldn’t have taken much to exceed them. However, despite its flaws, Rappahannock is one coffee house that South Arlington or North Alexandria residents should be aware of.

I walked into Rappahannock, and was immediately caught off-guard by Beethoven’s Emperor Concerto playing on the speakers (at this point, it was theirs to lose ). There was one lady working the counter, and about ten customers on a late weekday morning. Looking around the room at some of the decor (including several types of Ethiopian coffee beans), it’s possible that there is an East African ownership of, or influence on, Rappahannock – there’s also a large parking lot in back with plenty of off-street parking (there’s a stone walkway up to the front of the store, so I assume parking here won’t result in your car getting towed (check the signs more carefully than I did, just to be sure).

I ordered a Large Americano ($2.85), and added a fourth shot of espresso ($.60) – the barista is quiet and reserved, but opens up once you say more than two words to her. She smiled as she gave me the WiFi password.

Taking a seat in the sunlit back seating area, with the roaster merely feet away in its own sun room, I plugged into Rappahannock’s WiFi and set out to enjoy my coffee. Reading some of the reviews online, one gathers that Rappahannock’s roast is on the dark side (it is), but my Americano is a level up from what you’ll get at Starbucks. They have simple syrup at the fixins bar, and did I mention the Emperor Concerto was playing when I walked in?

Rappahannock’s website is here, and there’s a fairly accurate description from The Washington Post’s Alexa Beattie here. Reports are that the bagels are above-average and the thing to get here, but Rappahannock also has a selection of panini sandwiches, salads, and soups in the $3 – $7.50 range. A recycling container sits in a little nook in the back. Online bean sales have been temporarily discontinued, probably because of lack of demand.

Rapahannock Coffee & Roasting, operating under the name JCL Coffee, Inc., is an above-average independent coffee house. It merits serious consideration by people along the Columbia Pike corridor, but is essentially a local destination. For putting out a decent product at a reasonable price, for offering WiFi in a funky, sunlit seating area, and for not vaporizing the squalling, demanding little brat and his inept mother (for whom I feel pity, rather than anger), Rappahannock is initialized in Italic in the Dining Guide, alongside of most independent coffee houses. While top-flight independents can rest comfortably, the sorry state of South Arlington coffee is the buoyancy that pushes Rappahannock up to the top of its neighborhood.

As I was walking out, I heard Chopin’s 3rd Piano Sonata playing, so I took a seat along the front wall, overlooking Columbia Pike through the large front bay windows, and continued to work and enjoy my coffee, still hot after nearly thirty minutes.

PS – The Florida Fresh-Squeezed Orange Juice (Large, $2.79) is nothing more than Tropicana Pure Premium, poured straight from the carton.

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Sweetbites Cafe and Bakery, McLean

I walked into Sweetbites for the first time today, and the first thing I noticed was the grab-n-go cooler on the left, which had been plundered of everything savory, save for a couple of kale salads which tempted me, but I soldiered forward.

Sweetbites serves Illy coffee (like with Little City Gourmet, I suspect Illy paid for the espresso machine in exchange for using the product – this is a great deal for both Illy (who moves product) and the retailer (who doesn’t have to shell out $10K for an espresso machine); the only one who suffers is the customer, because Illy coffee, despite being from Italy, is pretty middling). Regardless, I had my pre-existing cup of Starbucks (even worse) sitting out in the car, so I didn’t need coffee today – what I was looking for was savory baked items so I could give Sweetbites a whirl.

The prices on some of the items hit me pretty hard – some gluten-free brownies were, if I read this correctly, $5.50 each, and you should be prepared to pay $3.00-$4.50 for most baked goods. That’s okay with me as long as the quality is there, and indeed, for the two items I purchased today, the quality was there. I didn’t get the prices, or get a copy of the receipt, so I can only guess that my bill, including tax but no tip (I had no cash, and by the time the register got to me, the cashier had skipped over the tip screen), was something between $8-10. I apologized for not having any cash, and made a mental note to leave a little more next time.

A small slice of Quiche with Goat Cheese, Sun-Dried Tomatoes, Black Olives, Sweet White Onion, and Arugula was wonderful – really, everything you want your quiche to be. More custardy than eggy, it was delicious cold although the cashier offered to warm it for me. This was just savory enough so that you could taste the sweetness in the sweated, white onions, and the sun-dried tomatoes (an ingredient which I often do not care for) were wonderful in this.

My Scone with Butternut Squash, Feta, and Sage looked like it might have been underdone, but it wasn’t – both the Feta and the squash are moisturizers which can deceive a diner into thinking that baked goods using them aren’t cooked long enough, even though that’s not the case. This was a delicious scone, and I think the baker may have even put a layer of butternut squash at the midway point in the scone. It was perfectly moist, and the butternut squash was the dominant flavor – this actually reminded me of a pasta dish I might see at Tosca, served with a light cream sauce and nutmeg.

Sweetbites is expensive, but it’s in a wealthy neighborhood, and if there are any other bakeries nearby that are as good, I’m certainly unaware. They’ll get plenty of support from the office building they’re in, but people in McLean looking for breakfast or lunch should be aware it’s there. It has much more of a Korean, bubblegum-corporate character (here’s their website) than Village Sweet does, giving it a more “finished” look and feel – it leads me to wonder if this is a franchise of some sort; regardless, the baked goods I had were “talented home baker” all the way.

On deck: a lemon bar – I was almost swayed today by the way they looked.

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Bar Civita, Woodley Park

It had been too long since my young dining companion and I went off on one of our adventures in DC, so I wanted to go somewhere neither of us had been before. Bar Civita just got something of a scathing First Bite, but I wanted to form my own opinion.

On the Sunday before Memorial Day, I’d called to see if there would be a problem getting a table at 6:15, and they said no, just come on in – Woodley Park was, not surprisingly, packed with tourists, the Gin Joint at New Heights was open, and Open City appears to be continuing its tendency to print money, it’s patio being completely full with patrons from the Omni Shoreham and the Marriott Wardman Park hotels. The Wardman Park, in particular, will play a vital role in Bar Civita’s ultimate success, the question being: will this restaurant play to the tourists, or will LaCivita join New Heights in upping the ante?

We were seated by the hostess and given menus, and then a runner came and filled our water glasses, but nobody had yet taken a drink order. Finally, our server came by and took our entire order, and with my order, I asked for a cocktail, a Hemingway Daiquiri ($11) which didn’t arrive until after our first appetizer. Unfortunately, this was symptomatic of the service problems we would be experiencing during the entire meal, the one saving grace being that our server was clearly a nice person (who had the easily correctable habit of saying, “No problem!” every single time either of us said thank you – perhaps a dozen times through the course of the meal) The entire staff needs to be trained, and Bar Civita should consider this an almost-urgent priority.

A somewhat clumsy plate of bread arrived, four pieces in total, with a small tub of butter – the plate itself was just too big, and life would be simpler for everyone if this humble accoutrement came in a small basket – when our house-made Lamb Rillettes ($4) landed, it came with its own small plate of toasted bread, and we needed to consolidate our plates, eliminating the bread plate entirely. The rillettes was served at refrigerator temperature, which compromised an otherwise-clever riff on the classic British dish, “Roasted Leg of Lamb with Mint Jelly,” as the “layer of fat” on top was indeed house-made mint jelly, and was quite good. At the right temperature, this dish is a keeper; our server was unable to tell us which of the other various charcuterie offered were house-made, and which were procured, so we just stuck with the rillettes. At $4, especially with the presentation on a wooden board with house-pickled vegetables, mustard, and sea salt, this is a bargain; the restaurant is undoubtedly hoping that customers will order multiple types of charcuterie.

For appetizers, we each got a half-portion of pasta: Gnocchi ($8) with Abruzzese sausage in the form of small meatballs, tomato, Sambuca, mozzarella, and large, green olives, possibly Castelvetrano; and Pincianelle ($9) with leg of lamb and neck ragu, a large dab of goat ricotta sitting in the middle of the bowl, fava beans, mint, and chiles. As diametrically different as these two pastas may sound, they were, amazingly, almost indistinguishable from one another – the somewhat sweet, bland tomato sauce was the dominating factor in both dishes.

A half-portion of the NY Strip ($12) was a good value for several cubes of properly cooked, medium-rare steak, served with smoked potato and truffled cheese puree (not hot enough), grilled asparagus, and red wine tamarind jus. A full order of Roasted Chicken Contadina ($21) comes with a warning that it will take 35 minutes (okay with me), and is listed as being served with confit and crisped breast, preserved lemon, sweet and hot cherry peppers, mushrooms, Roman style gnocchi, and chicken jus. This was accompanied by a glass of good Sauvignon Blanc ($10.50), served in quality stemware at the proper temperature – I had a choice of New Zealand or French wines, and chose the French: I never did ask about the producer, but it might have been a Patient Cottat “Le Grand Caillou.” There were substitutions on this evening, as the breast was served atop a cylinder of polenta, and there were three roasted shishito peppers encircling the plate. This has the potential to be a very good dish, but this was the driest roast chicken I can remember having at a restaurant in a long time, and the somewhat flavorless steak wasn’t far behind.

I see in Bar Civita a casual restaurant with potential, and I’ve seen the chef’s work at both Centro and Liberty Tavern, so I know he’s capable of running a good kitchen; for now, this must be considered a work in progress, to be monitored for its potential: despite all of the intricate details listed on the menu, the entire restaurant needs to step backward, take a deep breath, and look at the big picture, both in terms of service, and also in terms of basic flavor and textural profiles in its cuisine.

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Bangkok Golden: Two Separate Companies With Two Separate Websites

I’ve changed the name of this thread from “Tong Thai” to “Bangkok Golden,” despite the possibilities of conflating these two restaurants (which are in Fort Washington, MD and in University Mall, near George Mason University, in Fairfax) with the Seven Corners Bangkok Golden (and its sister restaurant in DC, Thip Khao).

As with Bombay Bistro (in Rockville and Fairfax), we’re left with the unfortunate situation of an apparent ownership split, where both new owners kept the old name. That’s the way it is, and the old slogan, “Knowledge is power,” comes in handy here.

The little mini-chain “Bangkok Golden” is in the Multiple Locations Dining Guide, whereas the Laotian restaurant everyone talks about is in the Virginia Dining Guide. If you ever run across the name “Tong Thai” in Fairfax, it’s the exact same restaurant as “Bangkok Golden” in Fairfax.

The About Us section of their website, bangkokgolden.com, should help keep things clear; the Thai-Laotian restaurant in Seven Corners used to have the website bangkokgolden7corners.com, but that now redirects to ChefSeng.com.

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Walrus Oyster and Ale House, National Harbor

Ketchup was replaced by Walrus Oyster and Ale House, a project which Bob Kinkead is nominally associated with – his other project was Ancora (do you even know what Ancora is called now? Have a click to find out) – Bob was a great, immensely respected chef, and is legitimately affiliated with Star Restaurant Group; I’m simply advising folks to take his role here with a coarse grain of sea salt.

Here are some publications that reported on the marketing of Bob Kinkead as “Culinary Director” (a “Culinary Director” is someone who “consults” on the menu, but isn’t actually in the kitchen – someone like José Andrés. I guess this makes me “Culinary Director” of about a dozen well-known restaurants in this town):

Sep 10, 2014: “Natural Meets Nautical at the Walrus Oyster & Alehouse” by Missy Frederick on dc.eater.com

Sep 16, 2014: “First Look: The Walrus Oyster and Ale House” by Rita Rapuano on zagat.com

Sep 17, 2014: “Inside The Walrus & Oyster [sic] Ale House (Menus)” by Anna Spiegel on washingtonian.com

Sep 17, 2014: “The Walrus Oyster & Ale House Now Open In National Harbor” by Jessica Sidman on washingtoncitypaper.com

Oct 29, 2014: “Pop’s Seabar and Walrus & Oyster [sic] Ale House: 2 joints where seafood rules” by Tom Sietsema on washingtonpost.com

Of note: Not one person that I’m aware of picked up on the error in the name, either in the Washingtonian’s preview or the Washington Post’s review – the erroneous name is not only in the title, but is perpetuated throughout the body of both articles. It’s a *very* easy mistake to make, and when I stare at the names, I find myself having to do double-takes, even knowing that the mistake is there.

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Peter Chang Cafe, Williamsburg, and Graffiato, Richmond

I was in Newport News this weekend, and took the opportunity to try a couple of DC-area favorites, a long way from where their Executive Chefs are: Peter Chang Cafe in Williamsburg, and Graffiato in Richmond. I’d never been to either location before, and I pretty much batted .500.

Since this was primarily a test (an enjoyable test) to see how these satellite locations fared compared to their chefs’ home operations (remember, Peter Chang is hanging around in Arlington and Rockville this month for his new openings), I stuck mostly with items I’ve ordered before. One thing I’ll credit myself with is having a good palate memory, so even though it has been several years, I know full well what these plates were like the last time I had them.

I was in Williamsburg on Friday night, and went to lunch Saturday at Peter Chang Cafe, where there were perhaps thirty people in the restaurant, which is really milking all the press it has gotten. The staff could not have been more friendly, and I was shown to a table in the middle of the large back room where I ordered two favorite dishes of mine from times gone by.

The Scallion Pancake ($5) was a dish I first had almost eleven years ago, in 2004, and the only thing that has changed about my beloved “globular puff” is that there were two of them, and that they were served with a curry sauce for dipping. Go ahead and laugh, but this reminded me very much of my favorite item at Eamonn’s (yes, Eamonn’s) – an order of chips (french fries) with a side of curry sauce. There really isn’t *that* much difference, conceptually, between dunking a french fry and a torn-off scrap of pancake in your little tub of curry sauce. These scallion pancakes were fantastic, and I used the sauce sparingly, as it really wasn’t needed.

Bamboo Fish ($19) was the dish that worried me more, but my worries were groundless: This was an excellent rendition of the Chang classic – the fish beautifully crisped on the outside, and seasoned just right – you could pick up all the flavors of cumin, cilantro, pepper, and the chef himself would be quite pleased to know that this extraordinary fish dish and the scallion pancakes were up to his standards. There was also a huge amount of fish, and I ended up taking about one-third of both the fish and the pancake home to enjoy the next day.

Saturday evening, having been to Newport News in the afternoon, I made a pit stop in Richmond on my long drive back, and enjoyed dinner at Graffiato on Broad Street – I had no idea where this restaurant was, but it’s a good location and a nice space, and I was fortunate to grab a seat at the bar. Graffiato offers four very good homemade juices ($4), and the first one I had, I mixed with their rail gin (Beefeater, $3 upcharge); the others, I had alone since I had a long drive ahead of me.

For some reason, pizza wasn’t being offered on this evening, but I wasn’t here for pizza; two of the three dishes I ordered, I’d had before, and loved them in the past – I was very much looking forward to trying them again. I ordered the Butternut Squash Casonsei ($12) with maitake mushrooms, pepita, and balsamic honey; the Hand Cut Spaghetti ($9) with olive oil poached cherry tomatoes and thai basil; and the Barbecued Chicken Thigh ($10) with pepperoni sauce, shaved fennel, and sorrel – the Casonsei (not a typo – this is the stuffed pasta dish from Lombardia sometimes known as Casoncelli, and this is the first time I remember seeing it on a menu).

The Casoncei was the dish of the night, even though it had two flaws: while the sauce and pasta was merely warm, the first bite I took contained butternut squash so hot that it did a number on my palate. I am not going to speculate as to why this one bite was so blazingly hot, but I must note that this dish came out long before the other two, even though I ordered them all at the same time – you can do your own speculation. Also, this dish was tilted out-of-balance towards the acidic side, and, going from the menu description, the only really acidic thing is the balsamic (maybe some tannins from the pepita); but acidity aside, I really liked the flavor combination, and this is a dish I would order again.

I’m sorry to say that the other two dishes were very disappointing compared to what I enjoyed before. Here are my notes from the first time I tried these dishes, and I remember them as if it were yesterday despite it being nearly four years ago; these dishes did not bear any resemblance to what I had before, and I would not even guess they were the same things, or from that matter, even from Graffiato.

The chicken thighs came out second, and unlike before, there was a fair amount of chicken (what I’d had in 2011 was Lilliputian), emblazoned with grill marks which also came across fairly strongly on the palate. The chicken itself was very wet – not juicy or greasy, but wet: slippery, even, with the skin coming right off. And unfortunately, there was only one little strip of pepperoni sauce on the plate, not even touching the chicken. However, this was a good thing, as this sauce was unrecognizable as Mike Isabella’s famed pepperoni sauce, and tasted nothing at all like pepperoni; it just tasted like smokey tomato sauce, making the dish ordinary, maybe even something less than that. After my rave review of 2011, a friend of mine told me how the chicken thighs were cooked, and surprised me with what he said; it became more obvious this time around.

And the spaghetti which so enthralled me four years ago tasted like a side dish at a generic, strip-shopping-center Italian restaurant, with limp, overcooked noodles that were nothing like the hand-cut beauties I last had, and the “cherry tomatoes” being something akin to a cherry-Roma hybrid  (good, but not special – it is, after all, early April) – there was nothing at all about this dish that would distinguish it from something you’d get at Anywhere Italian Restaurant, U.S.A. However, the portion of spaghetti was notably larger than what I had last time.

In my Multiple Locations Dining Guide, I have Graffiato as the #1 chain Italian restaurant in the DC area, and the only Italian chain ranked in Italic. My standard for restaurants with Multiple Locations is that I rank the chain according to the worst restaurant in the group (obviously, this is more theoretical than actual, since it is literally impossible for any one person to get to every outlet of every chain). This meal was right on the border of not being worthy of the ranking (in order to be in Italic, a restaurant must be excellent, very good, or noteworthy – in otherwords, it has to be ¨donrockwell.com recommended.” And you know what? Compared to all the other lousy restaurants out there, this was better than they are, despite its flaws. I’m leaving Graffiato in Italic because Mike Isabella wrote this opinion in The Washington Post “Spring Cleaning” article of “things we should throw out” – starred dining reviews. I have so much respect for his opinion on this topic that, damn it, I’ve leaving Graffiato right where it was before: the #1 Italian chain, and ranked in Italic. Heck, the homemade juices and friendly service alone were enough to make the meal noteworthy, and a restaurant doesn’t have to be spectacular to be ranked in Italic (although very few restaurants with Multiple Locations make the grade, about 20% of all single-outlet, independently owned restaurants do) – no, I don’t think Isabella would be happy with the food I had on this evening, but I’m going to cut this place some slack, not that he needs my help.

Chang’s outlet was a slam-dunk: The chain remains in Italic, and is being moved up to the #1 Chinese chain, ahead of the fine two-outlet mini-chain A&J (which is the only other DC-area Chinese chain ranked in Italic).

So yes, both restaurants remain donrockwell.com-recommended, and that is saying something because if you’re fortunate enough to have access to the Dining Guide (it takes joining donrockwell.com and making 10 posts), you’ll see that almost *no* restaurants with multiple outlets are ranked in Italic. 

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Pizza Vinoteca, Ballston

I’m upgrading Pizza Vinoteca to Italic.

I didn’t feel like venturing out to lunch today, so I ordered delivery through GrubHub, ordering a House Pizza (a bargain at $8) with tomato, fontina, mozzarella, and basil and a Tarte Flambée ($12) with crème fraîche, fromage blanc, bacon, and onion. Both pizzas were delicious, grilled, and reminded me of the old Pizza Zero in Bethesda (Argentine).

Even more of a bargain: Pizza Vinoteca has 1/2-price pizzas at the bar for happy hour, Mon-Fri, 4-7PM. Assuming they’re all available, this House Pizza for $4 would be ridiculous.

The restaurant offers 36 wines by the glass all for $10 or less every day (and they have drink specials during happy hour which I suspect include wine).

When you order, you’ll get a coupon good for $5 off your first online order of $10 or more (to be used at Pizza Vinoteca) through GrubHub (which will actually be your second order, since you have to order once to get the coupon). I’d give you my discount code, but I worry that would be ripping off the restaurant. The coupon is supposed to only be good for your first GrubHub order, so theoretically I can’t use it – why would they give it to me then? I’m sure it will be fine.

Pupatella has nothing to worry about, but Pizza Vinoteca poses a challenge to Willow’s flatbreads. I still give Willow the nod, but for delivery? This is by far the best delivery pizza I’ve found in the area.

One suggestion to Pizza Vinoteca: There’s a fine line between having really nice delivery boxes (and yours are really nice!) and being environmentally conscious. While these boxes are both novel and very attractive, you might want to reconsider them once you get established (after you’ve hooked the fish, there’s no need to keep fishing). This is a tough situation for restaurants, because you want to put your product in something decent (just like serving wine in a crystal decanter), so I understand the push-and-pull here.

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Fried Chicken

the downtown place with the hard descending steps and reputation for the best fried chicken in town

Your reference to Boss Shepherd’s made me realize (to my surprise) that we had no thread for Fried Chicken. I think people are always up to hear about who is currently doing a good job with this American classic.

So let me begin by throwing one out for you: Hong Kong Palace.

Sheila: “Did he say ‘Hong Kong Palace?'”

Carla: “I think he did!”

The other evening, I ordered the Fried Chicken with Spicy Potato ($11.95, item C19 on their carryout menu), and got some of the best fried chicken I’ve had in a long, long time. Cut into bite-sized morsels and served mixed in with bite-sized cubes of potato, this is a spicy dish, but not excessively spicy, and not oily in the least – in fact, it’s quite dry in terms of presentation, and that’s exactly the way you want it. The chicken itself was about as perfect as fried chicken can be – with wonderful seasoning and a perfect chew (dare I say it’s toothsome?) – and most of the spice lies in the potato rub which you can eat around (but you won’t want to).

Try this dish, and you’ll be both shocked and addicted. If you want a well-balanced meal, add a green; if you want great fried chicken, this will do you.

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Oki Bowl and Sake Bar, Downtown

Porcupine, on 20 Nov 2014 – 8:16 AM, said: I had an excellent miso ramen, with flavorful broth, springy noodles, awesomely porky and not too fatty chashu [I think that’s the spelling they used].  Definitely one of the better ramens I’ve had in awhile.

Gadarene, on 20 Nov 2014 – 10:30 AM, said: Yeah, I ate here for lunch a couple of days ago and was VERY impressed by the miso ramen.  The noodles were wonderfully chewy and tasty, and the broth was rich and delicious; I finished every drop.  The corn was also very nicely cooked.  I’d say the other toppings, including the chashu, were only okay, but on the whole I’m already comfortable ranking them above Sakuramen and most other non-Toki places in DC.

I had dinner at Oki Bowl and Sake Bar recently, and liked it in a Dickson Wine Bar sort of way.

When you walk into the restaurant, you feel like you’re part of an Erector Set.

I started with a small Sapporo ($6), whimsically served in a Mason jar, as I looked around me in a childlike awe – using the restroom here is a must.

For starters, I got the Fried Oyster Tempura ($10.95) and the Lotus Root Ship ($7), and I’m still not quite sure if “Ship” is a typo or not, but it says the same thing on Oki’s website. These were rectangular plates with a line of fried oysters, and thick-cut lotus root, respectively – the thickest-cut lotus root I think I’ve ever had, and although I enjoyed them both, I would give the nod to the lotus root which went spectacularly well with the ponzu-like dipping sauce.

Then I ordered the Miso Ramen ($10), and can only rate it in the “good, not great” category, the noodles being dried and ordinary, and the half-egg too hard for its own good (I’m not looking for a runny egg, but this was a little overcooked). The decent broth elevated this ramen from something close to middling, from where I was sitting.

I had a pretty good laugh when, sitting at the bar, I was able to see through the pass at the person assembling my ramen (but only the torso), and the entire bowl was assembled with the left hand while sitting down, as the cook was typing in text messages with the right – the entire assemblage took place while texting or surfing. and it was pretty funny to watch.

There was an initial grimey, 1980s, Times-Square feeling having just walked by Camelot and Bell’s before slinking down into a basement to sneak into Oki Bowl, but it passed after a few sips of beer, Erector Set notwithstanding.

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Soi 38, Downtown

If you read all the reviews in our Soi 38 thread, you’ll notice that they’re 100% positive. There’s a reason for that.

On a Sunday evening, I sallied up to the bar in a relatively empty Soi 38, only to be greeted by a wonderfully friendly server (who looked as if she was doubling as bartender in case any customers came) – it was getting towards Christmas, and many downtown restaurants were fairly empty in the evenings, so for awhile, it was just me at the bar, me and two TVs at this large, delightfully decorated restaurant with extremely friendly and knowledgeable FOH staff. My delightful server, was from Bangkok, and knew Thai food seemingly very well (at one point we began discussing Thai restaurants we enjoy, and she recommended Sawatdee and also, somewhat surprisingly, Thai Square. I asked her if she’d tried Little Serow, and she said no, but it was something she very much wanted to try because she’d heard great things about it (even from her Thai friends). Her name, I believe (and I wouldn’t say this if she wasn’t outstanding in every way), was Mui.

I began with the oh-so-Thai beer Estella Damm ($6) – I’m sorry, I like it! Plus they had a folding sign outside listing that as a happy-hour special (it was a mistake – there were no happy hour specials that evening, but we’re talking two bucks, so no big deal). Then, after sipping my beer for awhile and watching basketball, I ordered an appetizer, an entree, and lunch the next day.

Mee Krob ($7) was just what I wanted to start with. The name literally means “crispy noodles” (visualize medium-thin, white, rice-based noodles that you’d love to eat like potato chips as a snack). These were presented with several lovely shrimp, cooked well enough where I didn’t bother removing the shell, along with a little bit of uncondescending sweet-and-sour sauce (something like a thin, homemade, Indian, <— am I supposed to use the Harvard comma here? tamarind chutney), bits of pork, some beaten egg, thinly sliced shallots, and some jalapeños, onions, etc. as a garnish for the bold and daring. The plate was small, and it might be a better idea (since this should really all be mixed together at some point in the dish) to use a bowl in which to serve it – you don’t want any precious noodles to go plummeting over the edges, nor to be using your finger as a food stop.

About halfway through the Mee Krob, my Kua Kling ($15) arrived (I asked Mui to go ahead and have it fired, and bring it whenever it was ready). She raised an eyebrow when I ordered this, but issued no warnings which I appreciated. Oh damn it was hot. I had never seen this dish before, and had absolutely no idea what to expect; only that it was described as a ¨dried curry,”and I knew it was from the South. It was ground pork, and arrived looking something like this. After one bite, I knew I could only take a few (I wasn’t that hungry to begin with, and also knew that I could doctor it a bit at home). It’s a *great* dish, and I said as much to Mui when she noticed I wasn’t eating much of it – my suggestion is to share it with someone, and eat it with other dishes; not by itself as a stand-alone: You’ll be happy if you do.

To take home for lunch, a Pad See Ew ($14, no lunch discount when you order to go at dinnertime!) with stir-fried pork loin, wide rice noodles, Chinese broccoli, egg, and sweet soy sauce.

Even though I’d ordered quite a bit of food, I hadn’t actually eaten all that much, so a little dessert sounded perfect, and nothing is ever more perfect than Khao Neaw Mamuang ($7), the classic Thai dessert, mango with sticky rice – delicious, sliced fresh mangos (I’d love to know where they got these), served on a plate next to a thin layer of sticky rice, and topped with warm coconut milk, and pinched with sugar and salt – for me, this is the perfect “comfort dessert,” and one which I actually crave sometimes when I’m sitting home and working. There isn’t much unhealthy about it, either. I remember the first time I ever tried this was with Member Number One at Bangkok-Vientiane (which became Bangkok Blues, but used to have an excellent Thai cook as Bangkok-Vientiane). It was “love at first bite” with this dish, and I haven’t stopped loving it – I don’t think it would be possible for me to ever get tired of it, and I would travel to Thailand just to do a culinary tour of this with different, fresh mangos. Gosh, what a vacation that would be.

Lunch the next day was *perfect*. After trying a few nibbles of the excellent Pad See Ew, I dumped the rest of the Kua Kling into it, stirred it altogether, and microwaved it for several minutes. The heat of the Kua Kling complimented the sweet, salty Pad See Ew, and vice-versa – it was a fantastic mixture of flavors, and for those bold enough to experiment like this, I cannot recommend the combination of the two dishes any more than I do. Everything was in balance, and even though I felt like a heathen (this is like mixing Bordeaux and Burgundy), synergy took two very good dishes, and made them into an outstanding one.

Soi 38 is the best Thai food I’ve ever had in DC that wasn’t from Little Serow (I haven’t yet been to Thip Kao). It’s better than anything I’ve had in Maryland except possibly the first dinner I ever had at Sabai Sabai Simply Thai, and in Virginia, only Thai Square from the 90s can approach its level of quality, although the style of cooking is completely different (there was also one amazing dinner the first time I tried the now-closed Burapa Thai in Clarendon). I’m certainly not trying to play the silly game of “ranking” these restaurants against each other; merely suggesting that we have a major Thai restaurant on our hands with Soi 38, one which you’ll like, and might just love.

And thank you very much, Mui, for a lovely meal.

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