Cafe Taj, McLean, VA

I used to go to Cafe Taj a lot back in the mid 1990s. Lately, my visits have tapered off to once every other year or so, and not just because I’m busy running around to every other restaurant in town.

This was the day the thermometer went over 100 degrees. I’d had a rough day following an even rougher night’s sleep, and I wanted comfort food. So I reverted back to my past and called Cafe Taj for my traditional comfort-food carryout meal.

I got some Vegetable Samosas ($4.49) for the ride back. Stuffed with potatoes and peas, these were enrobed in a very thick, wonton-like wrapper. The interior was brown due to the harsh, powdery spices used, and they just weren’t enjoyable samosas (usually, even “bad” samosas are good samosas; not in this case).

Saag Paneer ($10.95) was, I hate to say, a failure on all counts. The “fresh garden spinach” and “farmer’s cheese” the menu touts were neither. A side order of Raita ($2.95) was an enormous portion – served in what I believe was a sixteen-ounce styrofoam container. I asked for two sides of pickles, figuring I’d get two of those little tiny clear plastic tubs of them gratis; instead, they also came in those same, huge styrofoam containers for $2.95 each! I’ve never seen this much pickle in my life, and unfortunately, an entire container of them was discarded. That said, I believe this was my fault because I asked for “two sides of pickles,” so chalk that one up to diner error. The one highlight to the food was the Onion Kulcha ($2.95) which was just as well-cooked as I remember from the past.

So a lousy meal at Cafe Taj that was anything but comfort. The bright spot? Several customers were coming in to pick up carryout orders, and the gentleman behind the register was offering everyone a glass of ice water. A cynic might notice that it was right as they were being handed the check with the tip line left blank, but the gesture seemed good-natured and genuine, and this small act of kindness will be my takeaway from a dreadful meal which would have taken a back seat even to Delhi Dhaba.

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Zentan, Donavan House Hotel, Logan Circle

Every time an absentee celebrity chef associates his or her name with a restaurant, the internet gets all a-twitter. Zentan, which touts itself as being linked to the non-existent Susur Lee from Toronto, is no exception.

I wanted to unwind with some sake, and ordered a bottle of Bamboo Princess Junmai ($27 for 300 ml) which, after about five minutes, I was told they were out of. Instead, I got a carafe of Snow Maiden Junmai Nigori ($15) and wish I hadn’t: it was poured from an already-open bottle into my carafe, and my first glass of it was nothing but froth, with the consistency of what you’d get at the very bottom of a root beer float – it was disgusting. (Nigori is unfiltered sake, and I suspect this contributed to that.) Subsequent glasses became progressively more liquid, but this sake was just gross, and I should have sent it back, but the bar was slammed (read on).

The sushi here has gotten good press, particularly from Washingtonian magazine, so I went ahead and ordered a Sushi and Sashimi Platter ($31) which contained 9 pieces of sashimi, 6 pieces of sushi, and 1 roll – I wanted to see how all three fared here. Five out of the nine pieces of sashimi were (really, really bad) tuna, which was segmented and almost foldable, and salmon; the other four were whitefish that were fairly dry, but not unpleasant. A piece of scallop nigiri was just awful, but the sushi far outperformed the sashimi in this dish – the combinations were interesting (not unlike what you might find at Kaz), and the sushi rice itself was the star of the platter. Not surprisingly, the spicy tuna roll which came on the plate was also very good, the tuna having a pureed texture.

I was still somewhat hungry, so I ordered a Spicy Jumbo Lump Crab Roll ($7) which, I hate to say it, wasn’t all jumbo lump – there was plenty of fibrous filler in this roll, which had a lot in common with the spicy tuna. It was accompanied by a somewhat-uncommon draft of Sapporo ($7).

I had a Bloomspot coupon that I used for this meal which was supposed to be for $40 worth of food and drink – or so I thought. When I asked for the check, I was told that drinks didn’t count towards the total, and my food tab was only at $38, sigh. So I ordered a scoop of Wildflower Honey Sorbet ($3), and wow, I’m glad I did because it was pretty much a full bowl of it, and it was absolutely wonderful – the best $3 I’ve spent in a long time. The Bloomspot incident was forgiven … but …

The next week I went back on a Wednesday night using a Capitol Deal coupon which was for $40, but on Monday through Wednesday you get $50.

Having learned my lesson from the Nigori sake, I stuck with the safer bet of a carafe of Hakushika ($8). I wasn’t impressed enough with the raw fish to order it twice in a row (although my neighbor’s sushi platter looked tempting), so I went with some appetizers.

Szechwan Hot & Sour Soup ($7) with chicken and shredded vegetables took awhile to arrive (the restaurant was absolutely slammed), but boy was it worth the wait. This was by far the highlight of the meal, and was one of the best bowls of hot and sour soup I’ve ever eaten – that said, it was somewhat oily, so if you find that aspect undesirable, you might want to bypass this. Still, I recommend it.

I suppose it’s a rite of passage here to order the Singapore Slaw ($16) with its 19 ingredients, and I did. I went into this with no preconceived notions, but figured there might be some small, dried shrimp in the mix; not so – it’s an entirely vegan dish, and worth getting if you’re going to split it. For one person, it becomes very ponderous as it’s a fairly large salad (I guess you can call it a salad). Not bad, but I wouldn’t get it again unless I was with someone who was curious about it.

A bottle of Echigo Stout ($9) was too deep for this high-toned dish, but the reason I ordered it was for the Korean Beef Tartare ($11) with quail egg and wonton crisps. The quail egg was nice and runny, but the tartare was a pretty small portion, and remarkably, was a lot like the spicy tuna inside the spicy tuna roll. Despite the fact that one is tuna and the other is beef, they are very similar, one to the other. This beef was also seemingly pureed instead of chopped. This dish was definitely not a repeat for me.

Zentan has been using a myriad of discount coupons. On my first visit, I called before I went and told them about the Bloomspot coupon, only to be asked if I was sure it hadn’t expired (some of them apparently have). Perhaps as a result of all these discounts, the restaurant, particularly the bar area, is a mob scene, and on this evening it was terribly understaffed and the service was just awful. Bartenders were rushing by deliberately not looking at customers who were trying to get their attention (including me), and the only way to get the check was to sort of lean forward and wave – this, after about ten minutes of trying to simply make eye contact. When the check arrived, it had two draft beers on it that I didn’t order, but didn’t have my Echigo Stout, sigh. So I flagged the bartender again, told him about the mistake, and gave him my Capitol Deal coupon at the same time, crossing my fingers that he’d get it right.

He didn’t. The two beers were removed, the Echigo wasn’t added, and the discount was only $40 instead of the $50 which it’s supposed to be Monday through Wednesday. The net result was that my check was about $5 higher than it should have been. What did I do at that point? I signed the check and hauled ass, figuring it wasn’t worth the $5 having to suffer through another five minutes here. The food was okay, but I was very happy to be out that door. Coupon users, beware.

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Trummer’s on Main, Clifton, VA

It was the rare combination of a Sunday where I had absolutely no obligations, and a late afternoon with picture-perfect weather. What better circumstance to take a little drive towards Clifton and go to Trummer’s on Main for their Sunday Supper?

On Sundays, Trummer’s features a three-course prix-fixe menu only, with several options for each course, for the low, low price of $38. To sweeten the deal, they have what’s called their “bucket list” of wines by the glass – all wines that they have sitting around, opened during the weekend, are only $5 for a healthy pour. It makes for quite a luxurious bargain.

We were originally going to sit at the bar and order from the lounge menu, but that menu doesn’t exist on Sundays (although at the bar, you can order a la carte instead of committing to the entire three courses). But the bar was freezing cold, and there was fairly loud music playing – it was a no-brainer to go upstairs and enjoy a civilized dinner (after a couple gin and tonics, of course).

The dining room at Trummer’s is beautiful, bright, and cheery, with windows flooding it with natural (but shaded) sunlight. Nevertheless, as beautiful as the dining room is, the patio is nicer still – we walked outside and had it all to ourselves (for a brief period), and felt like we were in some type of five-star resort. All this for only $38? Yeah, man!

We relaxed with a couple of cocktails – a Sgt. Pepper ($10) and a Sage ($11). Even if you’re going to economize from the bucket list of wines, the Sage is still worth getting. Made with Plymouth Gin, Elderflower, and … drum roll … a sage leaf floating around on top, it was a beautifully shaken drink, with those little gnat-sized ice crystals that lend a thrillingly refreshing textural component.

Throughout the meal, we had various (and nefarious) $5 glasses of wine. If you tell sommelier Tyler Packwood (who was looking remarkably dapper on this particular evening) “I like Sauvignon Blanc,” he might not have it, but he’ll come up with the closest thing – it works well, but my recommendation is to get there early for the best selection because they start to run out towards the end of the evening (which is the whole point).

The courses, which were all split, went as follows:

Bibb Lettuce with radish, sprouts, and caramelized honey vinaigrette – I wouldn’t normally order this from the menu description, but I walked by and saw one in the main dining room and it was simply beautiful. Alas, the beauty outweighed the taste, as it was unevenly dressed, and really a fairly plain salad despite its kaleidoscope of color.

Creamy Mussel Soup with cauliflower custard, poached mussels, and rye crumbs – This was by far the better of the two appetizers, and was a compelling bowl of soup, the broth poured tableside. As good as the custard and mussels were, it was the rye crumbs that lent the texture to put this one over the top.

Mahi Mahi with braised soybeans, kimchee puree, and shiitake tapenade – Unlike the Bibb lettuce course, this dish “read” really well on the menu, and I was intrigued by both the kimchi puree and shiitake tapenade, but the soybeans dominated the vegetables, and they were somewhat uninteresting and didn’t integrate well with the course as a whole. The fish itself was good, however, and if you like Mahi Mahi, then you might enjoy this surprisingly mild dish.

12 Hour Oven Roasted & Honey Glazed Pork Shoulder with pineapple confit, bay leaf crumble, and sweet potato – First of all, note that it said “oven roasted.” Trummer’s uses the sous-vide technique on several of its dishes, and the oven roasting, to me, is extremely important and desirable. Some diners may not like the fact that roasted or pot-braised meats lose their “pinkness” as they cook, but that’s reality, and I’m more than happy to sacrifice color for this blessed Thanksgiving-like quality that only an oven can produce. This was a giant hunk of pork shoulder which a glaze can only penetrate to a certain shallow depth – you have to really like pork shoulder to like this dish (and I do). Taken alone, it’s just a big piece of meat, but Trummer’s novel sides of pineapple, bay leaf, and sweet potato (beautifully presented on the plate) add the interesting flavor notes that will maintain your interest throughout this large entree. No, it’s not “fine,” but it sure is satisfying.

Three Cheeses – Desserts were turned over to the able hands of Trummer’s’ service team, and this plate was served as a separate course, after the entrees, and before dessert. These were all well-stored, well-aged cheeses, primarily American, and presented with homemade jam, candied almonds, and good crackers.

Chocolate Tart – This arrived just as white napkins were being waved (that pork shoulder dish was big), and what immediately struck me was how it was influenced by Michel Richard’s “Kit Kat” bar, but primarily because of the shape (a long, narrow, rectangular prism). This was more of a mousse on pastry crust, and went perfectly with a glass of white Port that Tyler pulled to pair with it.

For the money, this meal was exceptional, and the only possible criticism is that there were moments when the timing was off – occasionally, we’d need to wait too long for something; another time, things would happen too soon (the entrees, for example, arrived before we were finished with our appetizers, which should never happen at a restaurant of this caliber). Still, the incredible weather coupled with the lovely balcony (complete with (fake?) frog croaking), topped off by friendly service, bountiful food, and bargain-basement prices made Trummer’s the perfect Sunday dinner excursion.

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Eamonn’s – A Dublin Chipper, Alexandria, VA

Ye olde reliable Dublin Chipper striketh again.

In what seemed to be a recurring theme with my French house guests, semi- fast food reared its head again in Old Town at Eamonn’s (following in the footsteps of Surfside, Maoz Vegetarian, and Ray’s Hell Burger) – my old-school guests were fascinated with this novel concept of ordering and dining.

Getting a table here can be difficult – annoyingly so – and this evening was no exception. We stood for about twenty minutes as I nursed a draft of Guinness Stout ($5.25), the food arriving as we waited.

But the food at Eamonn’s has always seemed to retain its heat very well, and even after ten minutes or so, things were still roaring hot upon the tearing of the paper. A Fried Cod ($8.00 for a large) was as good as ever, although on this evening, the portion size seemed a bit smaller than I usually get (that’s what happens when your fish isn’t mechanically cut at a processing facility – a price well-worth paying).

The Chips here ($4.00 for a regular) have always been right on the mark for me. These aren’t crispy fries; they’re floppy chips, and I love them for dipping. In particular, folks that have read my reviews before know that I rave about the chips dipped in Eamonn’s’ outstanding curry sauce. As absurd as this sounds, this is one of my favorite Indian snacks – street food if you will – in the area. If you’ve never tried the chips at Eamonn’s dipped in their curry sauce, you’re going to faint when you see how good the combination is.

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Blanca’s, Falls Church, VA

Blanca’s is a relatively unknown Salvadoran / Tex-Mex restaurant that has been right on S. Washington Street since 1989. It’s dingy exterior conceals an interior with slightly more charm than you’d expect.

Note when you walk in, there’s a little glass case towards the back where they sell breads, empanadas, etc. which are all made in-house.

For most Salvadoran / Tex-Mex restaurants, I find the Salvadoran dishes more interesting; my somewhat limited experience with Blanca’s has been split right down the middle – both cuisines are good and plentiful here; neither are going to win any awards.

My young dining companion started with a Diet Coke ($1.75) while I ordered a Modelo Especial ($3.50, and note that on the evening before, the same beer was $5.50 at Casa Oaxaca).

From the Especialidades Salvadoreñas section of the menu, we decided to try it all, and split a Plato Combinado ($26.95, for two). After about fifteen minutes, out came this enormous oval-shaped platter of food which must have weighed five pounds. There’s no way I’m going to remember everything that was on it, but it had a charcoal steak, yuca, refried pork (outstanding little morsels, and the highlight of the plate), tamale, pupusa, enchilada, beef pie, rice and beans. It was more than enough food for two hungry men, and it was all hearty and satisfying. I’ve had better food than this before at Blanca’s (combination plates tend to suffer because of timing issues), but for $26.95 this meal was an excellent value.

Blanca’s is a very family-friendly restaurant too, so if you have little ones, don’t hesitate to bring them here.

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China Canteen, Rockville, MD

Nearly all the lunch specials at China Canteen are $5.99, and this included my Stir Fried Liver Home Style, a big plate of uniformly cut, bite-sized crescents of calves liver wok-fried with the usual mixed vegetables. It came with a Spring Roll which was about average.

This dish was marked “spicy” (one peppercorn), but really wasn’t, and my advice to people going to China Canteen would be to forego this unusual, but ultimately very ordinary dish and get one of the Chinese language specials hand written on the wall. A very friendly proprietor said he’d be more than happy to translate for anyone who came in, and when asked what he’d recommend to me, he said “steamed fish” (note that this is also one of the $5.99 lunch specials – there is some overlap between the hand written specials and what’s on the regular menu).

I had much better luck with a side order of Dan Dan Noodles with Chili Sauce ($3.99) which cuts into the Szechuan soul of China Canteen. This was a carryout lunch, and I decided after one bite that I’d save the noodles for later – I refrigerated them overnight and they were delicious when they were cold (after one taste of the cold noodles, I didn’t even bother to reheat them). This dish is a repeat.

My fortune said, “You will win success in whatever calling you adopt.” We’ll see …

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Casa Oaxaca, Adams Morgan

The Top Shelf Margarita ($9.00) at Casa Oaxaca is made with Sauza Gold Tequila and lime juice poured from a plastic pitcher, and the drink is served in a pint glass.

I thought it would be perfect with an appetizer of Ceviche de Huachinango con Piña ($12.00), an annoyingly small cylinder of ceviche made with red snapper and pineapple, sheltered by a mountain of seemingly homemade (or house-heated) tortilla chips that were blessedly thin (an underrated characteristic in tortilla chips). For the portion size, this was too expensive of a dish, but it was delicious, with the juice from the pineapple lending both acidity and sweetness. A random slice of cucumber sat nearby.

For my main course, I switched to beer, and got a bottle of Modelo Especial ($5.50) with my Mole Coloradito ($17.00), a “light red” mole with grilled beef. This entree consisted of two dollar bill-sized pieces of cheap steak with a plum-black (not light red) smokey-sweet sauce additionally thickened by some refried beans lying underneath, and some white rice to soak it all up. I’d saved some chips from my ceviche, and preferred them to the three, four-inch diameter corn tortillas that came with the dish. I wasn’t asked about doneness, so if you order this, you can be pretty sure that your meat will be thoroughly cooked.

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Maoz Vegetarian, Downtown

The DC area has seen more than its share of kind-of, sort-of fast food restaurants crop up over the past couple of years, and Maoz Vegetarian is one of the gang.

The formula here is extremely simple: walk up to the counter, order a falafel (or variation thereof), wait for your buzzer to go off, and then add your own toppings.

A Meal Deal ($9.15) is a Maoz Sandwich (falafel on your choice of pita), stuffed also with a slice of eggplant and hummus, a side of Belgian fries, and a beverage ($1.00 extra for fresh-squeezed juice).

The sandwich itself is good, with above-average falafel, and the fixins bar (as they say at Roy Rogers) is fresh and clean – located up near the register so the employees can spot if there’s a spill or a taint.

Unlike the great Max’s Kosher Cafe in Wheaton, all the falafel balls are stuffed into the bottom of the pita (Max’s interleaves the falafel with the toppings for a better distribution). This makes for what is essentially a salad for the first half of your sandwich, followed by an overdose of falafel for the second half.

The dollar upcharge for fresh-squeezed juice is money well-spent. They have a power juicer, and my carrot juice was very good. I also got a taste of the orange juice and it was even better.

Like the Sixth & Rye food truck, Maoz is certified Kosher, but not by the Rabbinical Council of Greater Washington.

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Masa 14, U Street Corridor

There was but one mission: to drink.

Masa 14 has amazing happy hour deals, and they run weekdays until 7 PM. Everything at happy hour on this day was only $4. We arrived at 6:04, and made the most of our 56 minutes. All of these items are normally more expensive except the wine:

Starting with a Traditional Margarita ($4) made with El Jimador Blanco, simple syrup, and fresh (yes, fresh) lime juice, we eased into the food spectrum with a big bowl of Wok-Fried Edamame ($4), served hot, and enhanced by its light oil and occasional grain of coarse salt.

Then came the obligatory Spicy Tuna Temaki ($4) which I think I’ve gotten every single time I’ve come here – it’s a delicious hand roll stuffed with good rice, spicy tuna, wasabi, jicama and scallion. For a little variety, we also tried the Vegetarian Temaki ($4) with sweet tofu, hijiki, pickled cucumber, and basil.

Antonio Burrell came over to say hello, and recommended the Red Thai Curry Mussels ($4) with chorizo, cotija, fried garlic, and Thai coconut milk red curry sauce. My only complaint with this dish is that the sauce was extremely salty (I pointed this out to Antonio, he tasted the sauce, and agreed).

Well, eight margaritas, an edamame, three spicy tuna hand rolls, a vegetarian roll, and an order of mussels later, happy hour was over. Then came the wine.

“When in doubt, order a cheap Sauvignon Blanc” is a rule of thumb that has gotten me through many an unfamiliar wine list, and today was no exception. The 2009 Terra Andina Sauvignon Blanc from Chile was a ridiculous $20, and this was not a happy hour price – Masa 14 has numerous wines priced in the $20s, and whoever put this list together should get some sort of medal. Don’t hesitate to get this wine just because it’s the cheapest one on the list – it’s really pretty good, and complements much of what you’ll find on Masa 14’s menu.

Total bill for all this debauchery? $76 before tax and tip. Wow!

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Surfside, Glover Park

“Wow this place reminds me of Jettie’s,” my friend said as she walked into Surfside for the very first time.

I’ve never heard one bad thing about Surfside, the wildly popular California-tinged semi-fast food Mexican restaurant which seems to be constantly populated with people younger than thirty. Their ordering system is at once a model of efficiency (for the restaurant) and a big, fat, soggy pain (for the customer) with its assembly line paper ordering system, self-serve pickup, and endless staircase-cum-balancing act.

Tacos, quesadillas, and burritos take up over half the menu here, and much of the food is spooned up from holding trays. The Maui ($9.95) is a platter of two fish tacos, double wrapped in corn tortillas, with black bean and corn salsa, guacamole, cilantro, and lime sour cream, served with a side of red beans and rice. It sounds very nice, but on this occasion my skimpy portion of fish had the appearance of dried out, badly stored tilapia (I can’t be sure it was tilapia). The rubbery tortillas – which are the norm, I suppose – did no favors to this intensely boring plate of food.

A Belize ($9.95) was split among our party of six, and was a grilled steak quesadilla with cheddar and monterey jack cheese, poblano peppers, and grilled red onions, served with sides of pico de gallo, guacamole, and lime sour cream. Again, this sounds really tasty, but had almost no flavor at all, and the meat was gristly and tasteless. Both of these dishes were saved by the sauces alone.

If the meal had ended at this point, a comparison with Chipotle Grill would not be kind to Surfside – I’d take Chipotle, even with its criminal amount of sodium, over Surfside pretty much any day. But the meal didn’t end at this point.

The Nantucket ($13.95) distances this restaurant from others within the genre. A salad of mixed organic greens with grilled salmon, grilled corn, zucchini, goat cheese, and cherry tomato with a tomato-basil vinaigrette, it sounds simple, and is. But it’s also an excellent salad that you’d be happy to find at an Artie’s or a whole host of full-service restaurants. If you find yourself at Surfside, and don’t want food that’s tailor-made for college students, consider trying the Nantucket.

Portions here are beyond generous, and we ended up taking two separate carryout containers home (on the other hand, with five beers, tax, and tip, the bill came out to over $130 for four adults and two children, so it isn’t quite as cheap as it seems). Surfside also has a separate order form for kids, and is certainly a family-friendly restaurant, in a helter-skelter sort of way.

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