Ardeo + Bardeo, Cleveland Park

The newly renovated, newly combined, sort-of newly named Ardeo + Bardeo has always been something of a forgotten child in Ashok Bajaj’s burgeoning empire of restaurants. It’s an outlier in location and theme, and until now, has also been bringing up the rear architecturally.

The combined restaurant has only one menu, an expanded bar area, and a modern facelift. Having recently lost a key sous chef in Diana Dávila-Boldin to Jackie’s, the menu could have gone downhill – and, in fact, the actual menu (the actual paper menu) is pretty cheesy, but the food?

It’s refreshing to see a 2008 Joel Gott Riesling ($8) by the glass, the dry (something between halbtrocken and trocken) flavors going with a variety of dishes, and in fact going quite well with both of mine. Amber, who was tending bar, was pleasant as always.

From the “Savory Snacks” section, Spanish White Anchovies and Caperberries ($4) was novel, interesting, severe, and somewhat expensive: three caperberries, with a tiny anchovy wrapped around them and skewered – a visciously acidic, three-bite dish that works out to $1.33 a bite. Not bad, and this is only meant to be a cocktail snack.

I’ve never seen kingklip (a member of the cusk eel family) on a DC menu before, so I ordered the Pan Roasted Kingklip ($22) with lemon-caper butter, watercress, and sweet potato fries – an odd combination with three fine individual components, but whose sum was less than its parts: the dish lacked harmony.

This was a good, but not a great, meal at Ardeo + Bardeo – one that calls me back, but only in a whisper.

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Ledo Restaurant, College Park, MD

I hadn’t been to Ledo Restaurant since it closed in Adelphi, but decided to go when I figured it would be empty: Sunday, December 26th, at around 2 PM.

Well, it wasn’t that empty; it’s just that the restaurant is now so enormous that it just seemed that way. Architecturally, it is a sprawling cavern that bears no resemblance whatsoever to the old haunt in Adelphi.

There was only one thing to try here, and it’s the same thing I’ve been ordering for forty years: a Large Everything ($19.99), an 8-topping pizza with mushrooms, pepperoni, green peppers, sausage, salami, onions, pre-cooked bacon, and meatballs, served in two big, heavy, rectangular, plastic serving trays.

I don’t care about the atmosphere, I don’t care about the rest of the food, I don’t care about the beers, I don’t care about the college students overrunning this place when school is in session; I only care about the large everything.

And I’m happy to say that it was still pretty good! I’ve had better versions at the old location, but this was close enough in quality that I didn’t see that much difference (disclosure: I last went in 2009, and before that it had been several years, so I’ve lost some perspective on these pies). If you liked the pizza at the old Ledo, you would have liked this pizza, too.

I would love to ship one of these pizzas off and have the sodium content analyzed. It would be measured in “grams” not “milligrams.” Given that the pizza must weigh between 5 and 10 pounds, coupled with all the nitrate-ridden cured meats saddling it down with unrestrained abundance, the figure must be staggering. Good pizza, though!

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Ravi Kabob I, Arlington, VA

(See the December 9, 2010 Ravi Kabob I review here.)

Let us dispel the false notion that ethnic “mom and pops” in suburbia do not face similar consistency problems as more expensive, downtown restaurants; my experiences have proven otherwise.

Ravi Kabob has organically morphed into a holiday tradition with me: I had my Thanksgiving, 2010 dinner here, as well as my last two Christmas dinners, all as carryout. And I’m willing to bet that this Christmas was Ravi’s single busiest day of 2010 – it was standing-room only packed, and the gentleman who answered the phone warned that it would be at least a 45-minute wait (this, at around 5:30 PM). He was right.

It is not Ravi’s fault that they were so busy, but there’s also no question that the quality of the food was severely compromised on this day. For example, my beloved Chicken Karahi ($19.99 for two) was unrecognizable as being from Ravi Kabob except for the spices used. They were slammed, there are a limited number of karahi stations, and it was painfully clear that this dish didn’t see long-enough cooking time (and was perhaps cooked on too high of a heat in order to get it the hell off the burner and make way for the next order). There was no penetration of spices in the chicken meat, and most of it went uneaten.

The chicken karahi was the most blatant example, but the normally glorious Champ Tandoori ($13.99) was also sub-par, with the spicing muted, the lamb tough and uninteresting, and the dish simply not worth the price.

Let me say something good about this meal: although I didn’t try either the Chicken Kabob ($9.50) or the Chapal Kabob ($9.50), the good people at Ravi volunteered to ensure that both dishes were prepared mild, as there were people dining that were not spice fans. Both dishes looked well-cooked and very appealing.

My takeaway? When Ravi is backed up, that is the worst time to go.

And my trivia: the owner’s license plate says “RAVI786,” 786 being a lucky number for certain Muslims (controversial in some circles).

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Gom Tang E, Annandale, VA

It was a 1 AM run to Annandale’s Gom Tang E, currently my favorite Seol Leong Tang house in the metropolitan area.

You know you’re in for something special when you walk in, and behind a glass partition, there is a huge (and I mean huge) metal vat with so much steam pouring out of it that you feel like you’re at a rock concert. This is the long-cooked seol leong tang, burbling and bubbling for all to see. It is a sight to behold, and everyone should see it at least once in their lives.

When I called, the gentleman said I should just come in, and the (carryout) order will be ready in five minutes (it is, after all, already cooked, and it’s just a matter of adding the ingredients). I arrived and ordered the Dogani Seol Leong Tang ($8.99, unlimited refills on broth (!)) which is ox knee-bone hot stew with ox stomach. The young Korean man looked at this white boy like I was crazy, or more accurately, like I didn’t know what I was getting myself in for. “No,” he said, laughing. “You’re not going to eat this.”

“Yeah, I really am,” I said.

He looked at me dismissively and laughed, and said, “No, you’re not.” The entire thing was very friendly, not at all condescending, and I was loving every minute of it.

And the stomach (a form of tripe) was honeycomb delicious – nice and thick, with a spongy, sea-cucumber-ish texture that soaked up the broth beautifully. I dumped the rice in the bottom of my bowl (a sin, I know, but I do it anyway), ground some fleur de sel crystals rather than the large (suspected) MSG crystals that came with the order (the gentleman assured me that there was no MSG in the broth itself which is mild to the point of being bland), and passed on both tubs of kimchee which came gratis on the side (I just didn’t want chili sauce at 2 AM). I ate every bite, and went right to sleep. It was the perfect soporific.

I love this place, and although I’ve been to the Centreville location, I haven’t yet tried the Seol Leong Tang there; I got the Ox Blood Soup instead, which, in theory, is even weirder. Yet another example that you cannot fully appreciate the diversity of DC-area cuisine until you plumb the depths of the burbs and their ethnic pockets.

One other thing: when I mention the ethnicity, or suspected ethnicity, of a restaurant, a restaurateur, or a restaurant worker in these posts, it is purely in the spirit of exploration and curiosity. I am endlessly curious, and wish to experience all the glories that our world and its fascinating heritages and traditions have to offer.

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New Heights, Woodley Park

(See December 11, 2010 Review here.)

The Minestrone ($9 on the bar menu) at New Heights meets some sort of technical definition in that it contains a grain (farro) plus a bean (corona), but it’s more akin to a Palena consommé than a traditional Italian minestrone. The odd-shaped bowl comes with winter vegetables and farro, and a pitcher of warm, spiced consommé is poured around it. The most unusual thing here was what’s termed a “bean sphere,” which is a corona-bean custard, held together by a paper-thin skin. It’s a soup for a true food lover, not the typical Woodley Park hotel guest. The 5 spice-scented, Pho-like consomme was a bit salty on this night, but taken in concert with the rather neutral farro (and the broken bean sphere), blended in nicely.

The Braised Beef Short Rib ($14 on the bar menu) is to die for, and is similar to a component of the $31 beef entree here. A huge portion of absolutely incredible oven-braised Virginia short ribs, unfortunately showing some redness due to nitrates which I’ve never seen here before. Served with a wicked, horizontally (!) sliced cippolini cooked al dente, breakfast radish, and some whole corona beans (variations on a theme). Get this.

If you get the short rib appetizer, get it with a side order of Sautéed Spinach ($5). Using fresh spinach and a great oil, the garlic here (which is often spotted in big chips in Chinese restaurants), was a barely detectable undertone. This side dish is enough for two people, and is something you must order.

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Don Pollo, Bethesda, MD

Don Pollo is nominally in Chevy Chase, but I can’t see anything north of Bradley being anything but Bethesda, borders be damned.

If you’re heading north on Wisconsin from the District, you can sometimes get lucky and snare street parking here. I was thinking of Stromboli (where I haven’t been in almost twenty years!), but since their strombolis are cooked to order, I opted for emergency quickness, and ducked into Don Pollo.

If you’re going to get 1/4 chicken, I highly recommend the 1/4 Dark with 2 Sides ($5.75) over the white meat. For some people, floppy (or, in this case, semi-crispy) skin is a deal breaker for pollo a la brasa, but I can live with it if the flavors are there, and indeed they were, at least in the meat itself. The marinade is curious, and I suspect they use some type of sweet citrus as a component, perhaps even orange juice although that’s pure speculation.

My sides were fried yuca (a good call, as it almost always is), and fried plantains which – sigh, for the second day in a row – tasted of oil that was either too old or needed to be changed. (I should add that I’m hypersensitive to this scent, and perhaps most people wouldn’t even notice). Still, the plantains really soak this up, and as good (and plentiful (and hot!)) as they were, I just didn’t want to finish them.

The two default sauces were the pink and the green. For $5.75, it was an ample and satisfying lunch after a strenuous morning of Christmas Eve shopping.

Don Pollo also has branches in the Viers Mill area of Rockville, and the Langley Park side of Hyattsville. A whole chicken, solo, is only $9.99.

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Panjshir, Falls Church, VA

Desperation set in last night as closing time loomed near, so Panjshir it was.

I came close to going entirely vegetarian, and there wasn’t much difference that I didn’t. The only dish that contained meat was the Aushak ($5.95), a few scallion-filled dumplings topped with seasoned yogurt and (nominally) meat sauce, sprinkled with mint.

That appetizer was mixed in with three side orders, as well as Panjshir’s homemade (and on this particular evening, somewhat hard) sheet-baked bread.

Shalgham ($5.95) is a must-order here, whether as a side order, or as an entree. Slices of turnips, cooked (really, almost caramelized) with tomato sauce, butter, onion, fresh ginger, brown sugar, and Kashmiri masala, it’s a consistently good dish that I go after time and time again.

Kadu ($5.95) is probably canned pumpkin (I’ve always wondered which Afghan pumpkin dishes are, and aren’t, canned), and has a similar presentation to the Shalgham, sauteed, and topped with tomato sauce and seasoned yogurt.

Banjan Buranee ($5.95) is eggplant, and like the Kadu, is sauteed, and topped with tomato sauce and seasoned yogurt.

There’s a lot of overlap in the side dishes here, but it’s a good overlap. Panjshir recently closed its Vienna sibling, but I’m glad it’s still open in Falls Church for its solid and consistent, if not always sparkling, Afghan cooking.

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Mitsitam Cafe, National Museum of the American Indian, Smithsonian

For the first time I’ve ever seen, Mitsitam Cafe was off its game yesterday. For a late lunch on Christmas-Eve Eve (as my son called it, with anticipation), it was a ghost town along with the rest of the city. An entire side of the cafe wasn’t even open.

I’ve always felt it was a tragedy to come here and order chicken nuggets and french fries (which so many people do) because the really exotic (or, maybe “non-exotic” is the better term) items here are done so incredibly well for a museum cafe.

Nuggets and fries are served in the Great Plains section which I’ve always found to feature the least interesting fare. Buffalo chili, burgers, et cetera, are nice, but you can do a lot better at Mitsitam.

Or not. A Pulled Buffalo Sandwich ($9.75) was delicious – a heaping tongful of shredded meat, pre-sauced with a kid-friendly moderately sweet and tangy tomato base, loaded atop a standard whole wheat Kaiser roll, topped with chayote squash slaw. The bun served merely as a delivery vehicle for the meat itself.

While I don’t recommend flocking to the Great Plains station, if you do, you may want to consider this sandwich.

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District Taco, Arlington, VA

I’d been to District Taco a few weeks ago, and really enjoyed a Burrito Mojado, but yesterday, a Basic Breakfast Taco ($2.25) fell a little short.

This is a very simple dish to put out – scrambled egg, cheese, and fried potatoes, wrapped in a tortilla – really not that different in spirit than a McDonald’s Breakfast Burrito. But the egg was completely dried out, and the oil used for the potatoes needed to be newer (I assume these are simply grilled on a flat-top, so that’s easily solved). The mild salsa here is a tomatillo-based salsa verde.

All toppings (and there are many) are free on breakfast tacos, and loading this one up would have been a wiser choice. District Taco is open for breakfast at 7 AM, 7 days a week.

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Old Cairo, Burke, VA

Old Cairo is the only Egyptian restaurant I know of in the area (and I say “Egyptian” with a grain of salt because it has only one indigenous Egyptian dish).

Located next to the Wal-Mart (unless you live in Burke, that’s your only hope of finding this), most of the fare here is in familiar Mediterranean territory. Although the space is large, the decor is almost non-existent, and the food is served in styrofoam bowls with plastic utensils.

The pita bread is purchased, but wrapped in foil and heated in the oven, and can be used with virtually every dish here. The Baba Ghannouge ($3.95) is slightly smokier than the norm, and is decent, but the Red Lentil Soup ($3.95) is fabulous – thick and rich like a purée, so it stays piping hot for a good twenty minutes. If you’re only going to get one appetizer, go with the soup and you won’t regret it.

Koshari ($5.50) is the native Egyptian dish, and worth trying. It’s a bowlful of brown lentils, chickpeas, rice, elbow macaroni, (good) tomato sauce, and the force that brings it all together, caramelized onions. Mix it all together, and eat it with a fork or a spoon.

Everything up to this point is vegan, but I added a skewer of lamb to my Koshari, bringing the price up to $11.50. It was five chunks of excellent grilled lamb, medium-rare on the inside, and the owner told me it was Halal meat, but the six-dollar upcharge is severe.

The Mousaka ($6.50, or $9.00 with soup or salad) took forever to arrive. I thought surely it was because they’d baked it in a large pan, refrigerated it, and were heating it in the oven (i.e., not a microwave), so was surprised to see a single-serving aluminum tray. Although I’m not sure, I suspect Old Cairo purchases their Beshamels (they have three kinds) which is no great sin because the Mousaka was very close to being good.  It had all the right flavors and textures – eggplant, ground beef, tomato sauce, a touch of nutmeg, beautiful browning on the top – but ultimately failed because of an unacceptable amount of oil at the bottom of the tray. I can recommend this dish, but only if you spoon it out into a bowl and leave the oil behind.

No alcohol served, but worth forsaking a beer for the chance to try what might be the only Egyptian dish in the area.

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